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faecal matter that adheres to hairs around the anus
that winnet is a bugger to remove
by Marty March 22, 2005
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Jun 2 Word of the Day
Invented in Borat's movie. It is said, when something great happens.
A beautiful girl is walking down the street, she comes to you and sais: "Would you go to bed with me?"

"Wa wa wee wa!"
by Trick_SLO January 18, 2007
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a small peice of shit that is dried onto, or dangling from an ass pube.

this can be used as the ultimate insult. as a winnet isnt even a peice of shit, its a peice of shit that got left behind to rot on an ass pube.


' you fackin winnet '
by dj mick k July 24, 2008
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The little poo brick that gets stuck in the eye of a penis after going to brown town
I rode the chocolate highway last night and ended up with a winnet!
by Melsey76 March 07, 2018
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the pieces of poo stuck in your bumhair from not wiping your ass enough
shit i ran out of toilet roll, pieces of poo will gather around the bumhair,called winnets
by stevieb100 October 12, 2007
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