(A) You wouldn't think of Jake as the type of guy who would own a lap dog but that wingmutt draws in women like you wouldn't believe.

(B) The wingmutt plays an important role in meeting guys at the park. It serves as a conversation ice breaker, helping folks ease into other subjects of interest such as marital status and interests.

“I’m tired I wanna go home”

“Oh I didn’t know it was pee pee poo poo hours”