An extremely good friend who you feel like you can tell almost anything. They have your back no matter what when it comes to dating (Or even any difficult situation in life). They're your go-to person for dating advise, which is usually received over a longer period of time. (eg: not one night) A wingbuddy pulls strings behind the scenes for you and you can always ask them for help.

Wingbuddies are mutual. Once a wingbuddy always a wingbuddy both ways around.

You can stay up until 5:30 in the morning rambling on about your crush for all they care. They'll probably return the favor.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."