The kind of drunk that results in you making sleezy decisions, and falling asleep with a cheese burger in one hand and a smashed iphone opened up on your ex's new girlfriend's Instagram in the other.

When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media

When you go wine tasting and think it’s harmless fun and then you get shitfaced and can’t remember why you slapped your best friends lips