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The act of performing clothed sex on a window that people can look thru for your own personal pleasure. Some do it without pants, some do it looking for an asian to erect them. Either way it is strictly orgasmic.
"Whats that thumping noise?" "Its those niggas over there performing a window hump." "Why?" "I'm assuming they want an asian to erect them fosho" "Ohhawtdayuuuuuuuuuum"
by patriciafosho. December 26, 2009
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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