A sexual act, where a man places his testicles on his (kneeling) partner's forehead and twirls his penis in a windmill motion.
Hey Johny could you give me an Irish windmill?
by lovemister October 29, 2009
Get a Irish windmill mug for your Aunt Rihanna.
When you propel your man meat in a circular motion mimicking that of a helicopter or a windmill. When inertia has reached its apex one may exert their cosmic dong clock onto un-expecting objects and/or bystanders. Perfected by Willy Nelson in the late 1980's, this of course inspiring his hit single "whip that sausage right round."
Slappee: Why does my head hurt?

Slapper: Well my good sir, due to the omega Windmill Dick Slap I had bestowed onto your forehead, you had slipped into a coma for 27 years 36 days only to be awoken by yet another Windmill Dick Slap to your forehead. And that my friend is why your head hurts.
by iHateTheUmbrellas June 22, 2011
Get the Windmill Dick Slap neck gaiter and mug.
A legendary boxing set up for the big KO,
duck dive windmill, Donkey Davies engineered this masterful show of fakery followed up by the huge Windmill knock out punch in white collar boxing events.
by devon donkey January 22, 2021
Get a duck dive windmill mug for your barber Larisa.
When three chicks take turns on your knob, one after the other; while one is working on the penis, the other two are performing analingus and/or sucking on your testicles.
Spring break was awesome! I got my first Danish Windmill Job ... it was better than I expected.
by Fipi Lele January 25, 2008
Get a danish windmill job mug for your coworker Bob.
interchangeable term with the dutch rudder
hey why dont you give me a german windmill

i believe it's called a dutch rudder..
by dwistii December 06, 2008
Get a german windmill mug for your mate Sarah.
A phrase with the same meaning as the "shit hits the fan" but from more original origins. A midden was a pile of general rubbish, generally containing excreations. A windmill is self-explanatory and so when the midden hits the windmill you are all going to get showered in shit.
Man 1) The boss found out that the virus on his PC was our fault
Man 2)The job's not worth it. Lets get out of here before the midden hits the windmill
by Umpire Strikes Back October 16, 2004
Get the Midden hits the windmill neck gaiter and mug.
The verbal threat to cause bodily harm, a severe beating, to kick the crap out of someone.
My Dad would always use this saying when the kids were misbehaving, fighting or just getting on his nerves. "Don't make me put the windmill in motion!" That was his way of saying if we didn't stop whatever it is we were doing then he was gonna beat our butts!
by Weller1974 April 14, 2011
Get a Put the Windmill in Motion mug for your barber James.