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a blowhard; an obnoxious, ambitious person; a social climber
Did you ever hear such a windfucker as this?
by Hieronimo November 02, 2006
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
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Wind fucker is someone who doesn't do shit and isn't helping at all so he is just standing there fucking the wind.
Why isn't he helping, what a wind fucker.

Look at your score you wind fucker, start playing.
by Potator December 26, 2019
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Someone who fucks himself. Not limited to the literal sense of the word.
"If you masturbate against the wind, you're a windfucker, okay? You're going to have a bad time."

John Doe just told everyone that he stole the caramel bars. No one would have known that. He is a windfucker.
by sukebe November 18, 2006
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