Urban Dictionary: wind socks

Long empty saggy tits. So empty that the wind could blow them about

Looks at the wind socks on her 😳

by Montiero is the worst Chris November 21, 2020

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After anal sex the bowel prolapses

I bummed her so hard i ended up wind socking her

by Chop81 January 10, 2021

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When your penis is limp and hanging off to the side.

"Adam, take off your pants and show Kasia your penis."

"I would but I kinda got that wind sock thing going on right now."

by DoubleDownSaint July 06, 2005

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When you shove your forearm so far up a female deuce hole and you pull out bring her the lining of her rectum out with you

Dude I wind socked her so fucking hard, the lining of her rectum was flapping in the wind

by WindSocker March 04, 2006

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The act of sucking a partner's pink sock.

After giving jenny a pink sock, john proceeded to suck it, this resulting in a wind sock.

by Sostrich August 23, 2008

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when a fart causes a purple sock to wave uncontrollably in the air.

Nesto ate Taco Bell for lunch and had a huge case of the wind sock.

by jebus October 14, 2003

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a gaping asshole. Stretched out from countless balloon knot stabbings. It may be attached to a slut that is sexy as hell, but her ass can barely hold a turd in.

"you think she's hot!?, she's taken so much pole in her ass its stretched out like an anal wind sock." - go-gurt

by go-gurt August 12, 2007

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