WINS

Wins: ie for soemething to own a situation, be enjoyable, cool,rock,kick ass, or be vastly superior to any situation:

"Dude, this definition totally wins you, its so l33T"

by Fat Umar April 15, 2005

WINS

A radio station in the NYC area (1010 AM) that plays all news, all the time. Has recently celebrated its 40th anniversary.

You give us 22 minutes, and we'll give you the world.

by Omega Death May 8, 2005

WINS

Only the most stoopid and phat system ever invented for screwing up an entire netwizzle.

Why won't WINS F*****n' work, yo?

by WINSHater August 20, 2004

Win-Win-Win

A solution to a conflict which not only benefits both parties involved, but also benefits the mediator for having successfully mediated a conflict. Deemed the most optimal result of a conflict and coined by Michael Scott in the Conflict Resolution episode (twenty-one of season two) of The Office.

Making the poster into a T-shirt and forcing Oscar to wear it was quite a win-win-win solution.

by Free6000Bush June 30, 2011

Win win

A term a smarmy salesman or manager uses to tell you that both parties have positive outcomes from a situation. This is rarely true. see Enterprise bargaining

So you see here we have a win win deal.

Oh yes of course, you take my old car for nothing, and i pay off this new one for the next 38 years, i am a winner then arent i?

by jamesbrown May 2, 2003

Win and Win

(n) A phrase used to describe the coolness of something; (adj) good, cool, the best

"Your shoes are win."
"You got the tickets? Win and win!"

by racerfatty July 14, 2009

win-win

A win-win situation is where all outcomes are desirable.

If you kill him, you'll get respect and the cops won't touch you.

If you don't kill him, someone else will whack that asshole..

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004