The state of having a soft, flaccid penis.

Dick wilt typically occurs post ejaculation and the penis wilts from stiff, rigid to semi and soft.

May also be caused by whiskey dick.
I drank too much. I got Dick Wilt and can't perform.

That bitch is so nasty she gives me Dick Wilt.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
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to sleep with 10000 women in one's lifetime.
i had already wilt chamberlained when i was 11 years old.
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A rectal condition that forms from the abuse and overuse of the sphincter, a.k.a., the rosebud. The condition most commonly occurs from frequent acts such as fisting, anal sex, etc. Over time, the rectum becomes worn and the sphincter shows outward signs of wear and tear including, but not limited to, wilting, sagging and loss of elasticity. In extreme cases, Rose Wilt can result in anal leakage.
After years of aggressive anal play which included Howard's propensity for frequent anal fisting, he found himself suffering from a severe case of Rose Wilt and was required to wear adult diapers to avoid the mess of periodic anal leakage.
by Eaton Holgoode April 07, 2014
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A euphemism for the word Quilt - used by those prone to wilting or kimming
"Its sunday - I need my wilt so I can spend the day kimming it up"
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Wilt Chamberlain is known for scoring 100 points in a single basketball game and averaging 50.4 PPG in a Single season and he is the greatest of all time.
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When a penis can not under any circumstances get an erection it is like a wilted cucumber.

Girls and some guys have been known to use cucumbers as sex toys, but a wilted cucumber is just no use to anyone.

Unlike whiskey dick or normal impotency. Even viagra cannot cure a bad case of the wilted cucumber.
Gary was so turned off by that girls nasty fetish that his chub turned into a wilted cucumber and he could not recover not matter how many viagra pills he inhaled.
by Rudy M. Fields March 18, 2010
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