To have bad luck; A situation that has ended in the worst possible manner.
When that car took that turn too fast, it flipped into that ditch and really got wilsoned.

I really wilsoned that test and failed.
by davidbarry123 June 09, 2006
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When letting your emotions get the best of you and instead of using your inner voice you blurt out what you were thinking at the worst of times and location.
Steve can’t believe he wilsoned out “nice ass” as he waited in line at the grocery store checkout.
by kidgoat September 11, 2009
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When a man tucks his erection upwards behind his waisteband so most of it is hidden "behind the fence" with just the head poked out above it like a certain well known neighbor on television. Hidey Ho
I had to do The Wilson to hide my erection when walking through the mall the other day.
by Dingleberry Larry August 25, 2016
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Of or relating to Dr. James Wilson (aka. Housebitch)
Remember that time Wilson kept letting House take his pancakes? That was very Wilsonic of him.
by ThePenIsMyHammer November 30, 2009
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adj: Describing a person who is super awesome. Very good at everything possible (except losing).
That kid is a total Wilson and is super cool
by Toblerone111 December 20, 2011
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When one pauses during cunnilingus and looks up at the female recipient such that only the top portion of their face is visible to the recipient. The term is derived from the character Wilson on the TV show Home Improvement.
Stop Wilsoning and finish me off!
by Haley Sparkles September 07, 2005
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