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When that car took that turn too fast, it flipped into that ditch and really got wilsoned.
I really wilsoned that test and failed.
I really wilsoned that test and failed.
by davidbarry123 June 09, 2006
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After your boyfriend guilt forces you into giving him fellatio while on your period, you go to the bathroom, inundate your hand with period blood and then palm him in the face (as Tom Hanks did to his Wilson volleyball in Cast Away)
"Asshole made me give him 3 blowies on day two...so after the third one I Wilson'ed that fucker in tha face!"
by Double dose flu shot April 04, 2012
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To be passed over or forgotten, particularly in the sequence of the ordering and then receiving of food.
"I ordered my tacos before you ordered, but you already got your chicken sandwich. I hate getting Wilsoned like that."
by PeterB July 31, 2006
5
When letting your emotions get the best of you and instead of using your inner voice you blurt out what you were thinking at the worst of times and location.
by kidgoat September 11, 2009