A-Wilson- when a man is having sex with a women he ejaculates on her face he stands up, turns around and crosses his arms like world series champion brian wilson.

A great guy with whom you will never have a dull moment; he is (usually) friendly and loving but is almost a complete joke. He can't refrain from saying the dumbest sentences known to man, while also being stressed out by the most simple situations where he holds responsibility. Wilson's are not actually stupid, but they sure seem that way.

It is impossible to not love a Wilson, but it's also impossible to not pity them, or find humour in almost everything they do or say.

It can also be used as an adjective to explain doing something immensely stupid, without thought, or that is a complete joke to all who observe it

To crash or wipe out. Commonly used in skateboarding, wilson is named after the scene in the Dennis the Menace cartoon where Mr. Wilson steps on Dennis' skateboard and falls on his ass. It often refers to the specific crash that occurs when your feet fly out from under after losing your balance.

To be passed over or forgotten, particularly in the sequence of the ordering and then receiving of food.

When letting your emotions get the best of you and instead of using your inner voice you blurt out what you were thinking at the worst of times and location.

when your hittin it doggy style and you get period juice on your hand (rusty palmer) smack the bitches ass and give it two eyes and a smile like Wilson from the movie Castaway

A lie, an untruth, a tall tale, a big story usually about meaningless shit, stories often contain somalians, exes, candy apple red rx3, anything brazillian, and portofino boys.