Urban Dictionary: willy wanka's

A person who loves chocolate but is a complete wanker.
Derived from a combination of the fictional chocolate maker, willy wonka, and the word wanker.

Pete: Dude, got any more cadbury dairy milk? Then I'll head home to give percy a whack.
Allan: Goddamnit Pete you are such a willy wanka ...

by eggpoop October 23, 2013

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A reference to a male that is known to be a chronic masturbator or wanker.

Watch out for Carl. He's a real Willie Wanka.

by Eaton Holgoode June 09, 2016

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A term used in urban slang to define high potency weed or high-graded marijuana.

I got that willy wanka for cheap if your trying to cop my nizzle

by Zerxes September 04, 2006

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