Half of the tea w/o spilling everything.

An animal that hunts for pussy but never gets any. Is very ugly and disgusting. He bleeds out of his pussy occasionally. Screams like a little bitch and is very angry.

Bethesda is an unincorporated, census-designated place in southern Montgomery County, Maryland, United States, located just northwest of Washington, D.C.

aka the crack den that is asda walmart

Sum busted up Jordan’s worn by a big black sloppy nigga who got a white broke down ram and no life insurance and they steal oil sheen

One of the most funny but overused video game quotes ever! Originating from the smash hit skyrim by Bethesda, there is a single guard that states "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee!". This guard cannot adventure any longer because in medieval times, the difficult techniques required to fix a shattered kneecap did not exist. This is assuming it was a barbed arrow shot my a medieval bow, which was common practice then, it would have had to be pushed all the way through his knee because those arrows were triangle shaped and could only go one way without permanently ruining his knee. So he could no longer adventure. There is a game theory video detailing it further.

comeback to the boring joke, “who asked”