Universally recognized unit of measure for drunkenness. Normally measured 1 to 10. Named after Steven Lale.
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The Fujisaki Scale is a scale for measuring the intensity of Tornados based upon the damage an egg would inflict on construction materials.
Dale. This tornado's already at level two on the Fujisaki scale. A storm that strong can send an egg through a barn door. Two if one of them is open.
Bobby. What does a level three do, Mr. Gribble?
Dale: A level three can send an egg through a brick wall. Tornado chasers call it Humpty's Revenge
Bobby. What does a level three do, Mr. Gribble?
Dale: A level three can send an egg through a brick wall. Tornado chasers call it Humpty's Revenge
by RayRoy Strickland January 20, 2013
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The scale to judge the quality of a bladejob in a wrestling match. The name comes from a particularly bloody match with The Great Muta and Hiroshi Hase, where Muta gigged himself so hard that he, Hase, the mat, and even the ref were covered in Muta's blood. From then on, it was decided that that that would be the standard that bladejobs would be judged by, that is 1.0 Muta and you adjust up or down depending on the match you're watching. For instance, The Undertaker hit 1.2 Muta in that match where he did a bladejob so ill that he was bleeding in Brock Lesnar's mouth, the famous match between Ric Flair and Lex Luger that was stopped due to blood even though Luger was about to win saw Luger do a pathetic .02 bladejob. Hell, it was such a weak bladejob that the cut had already closed itself by the time the decision was announced.
Tommy Dreamer hit 0.9 on the Muta scale at the first One Night Stand PPV, the part where Tommy hugs Beulah and she comes away with a ton of blood in her hair is pretty gross. Yeah, they're married in real life, but that's still gross.
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The level of skankiness of a trashy, slutty chick. Some are big skanks, while other's are just a little.
Joe: "I like my women a little skanky"
Lee: "What's up with that? man?"
Joe: "No, not big skanky, just a little skanky. There's a big difference. Know your skank scale"
Lee: "All right"
Lee: "What's up with that? man?"
Joe: "No, not big skanky, just a little skanky. There's a big difference. Know your skank scale"
Lee: "All right"
by Treday2k October 31, 2011
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Is a scale used to describe how much one would like to have sex with someone.
The concept of the scale is to express which STD (Sexual Transmitted Disease) a girl/guy could infect one with, without one regretting sleeping with that person.
The scale ranges from "none" to "ebola"
Rating from normal or uglier to more beautiful the official STD-scale divided into the following levels:
- None
- Herpes
- Human papillomavirus (HPV)
- Chlamydia
- Gonorrhea
- Syphillis
- HIV
- AIDS (full grown AIDS with all the opportunistic infections that follow)
- Ebola
The concept of the scale is to express which STD (Sexual Transmitted Disease) a girl/guy could infect one with, without one regretting sleeping with that person.
The scale ranges from "none" to "ebola"
Rating from normal or uglier to more beautiful the official STD-scale divided into the following levels:
- None
- Herpes
- Human papillomavirus (HPV)
- Chlamydia
- Gonorrhea
- Syphillis
- HIV
- AIDS (full grown AIDS with all the opportunistic infections that follow)
- Ebola
- Where would you place your wife on the STD-scale?
- That girl could give me AIDS
- No way I'm doing another "none" tonight
- Ten years ago Natalie Portman could give me AIDS, now she's more like chlamydia
- That girl could give me AIDS
- No way I'm doing another "none" tonight
- Ten years ago Natalie Portman could give me AIDS, now she's more like chlamydia
by UT+Per7 August 13, 2014
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A standardized scale for measuring the masculinity of males. Judged upon their traits and abilities. There are 3 results of the Sinep Scale: llampsines, tapsinef, and gipsineb.
We used the Sinep Scale today and found that Amir is a llampsines, Faraz is a tapsinef, and Jason is a gipsineb.
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The scale from 1-10 for rating a girl on which personality is the judging criteria.
Such features include whether the girl is nice/fun/funny/sporty etc.
The ratings on the John Scale will depend on each individual's view of their ideal girl.
Such features include whether the girl is nice/fun/funny/sporty etc.
The ratings on the John Scale will depend on each individual's view of their ideal girl.
Person 1:- "Mate, she's only a 5 out of 10!"
Person 2:- "Yeah but she's a solid 9 on the John Scale!"
Person 2:- "Yeah but she's a solid 9 on the John Scale!"
by JammaJ64 December 22, 2013
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