It's when you get played with but instead of cumming you pee. But the pee has blood in it and it looks like ribena.
You know that chick Dave brought home last night? She cried in my arms because he had a robinsons squirty. So tragic.
by Sadbananas February 2, 2016
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Da famous shipwrecked sailor who went on to become an equally-famous opera singer.
I wonder if all of da "crude but super-nutritious" harvested-from-da-wild food dat Robinson Caruso dined upon during his long years on da deserted island was what boosted his health to da point dat he could sing so beautifully once he'd been rescued and gotten back to civilization?
by QuacksO February 24, 2023
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A quite, shy, nice girl who is almost always ahead on her school work and love cats and the series Warriors by Erin Hunter. She is an author of many of her fanfics and she is on Wattpad. Her Wattpad is Kittypawsbook.
Tayla-Marie Robinson is a good friend.
by Tayla Marie June 7, 2018
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Someone who critics someone else’s ability or knowledge, to a degree which becomes extremely annoying, even when the person they are critiquing has greater knowledge or understanding of said thing.
Don’t go to the gym with him, all he does is judge your form, total Mathew Robinson”

“My Art teacher is such a Mathew Robinson”
by GKXD April 16, 2022
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Common name of the Southern Hemisphere, given to a select few. The poor souls that are given this historically terrible name against their will.

Rambunctious, cringe-worthy, egotistical putting up a facade of independence and self-worth. The Eloise Robinsons roam around polluting our planet with their opinions and false preachings.
"Woah, who was despicable person?"

"It was an Eloise Robinson "

"Ah I see now, make sure the kids are safe inside."
by Definition Donald June 22, 2022
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A mythical device that when one enters a figure and the equal button it comes out with a far higher figure, commonly used to tally up production scores.
There's a problem with your scores you seem to have a hundred extra, can't be I used Martin Robinson's calculator.
by Peanut1969 June 7, 2021
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A Karen who gets angry at steaks.
A Karen who got annoyed with a steak called 'Big Daddy' in the UK, who referenced an Urban Dictionary definition as gospel to say it was offensive. Therefore a 'Rose Robinson' is a Karen who gets angry at Steaks.
by c0minzr April 16, 2023
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