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a shit nugget stuck to your ass hair. It just "will not" come loose. grogandingle berry bodaggit
Every now and then you gotta pull out the will nots from your arse.
by Biggussar January 26, 2008
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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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A little round ball of shit (and/or bumwad) stuck in the hair of the crack of your ass and WILLNOT come out.
I gotta trim the hair in my ass crack 'cuz I keep gettin willnots. I really had to reef on 'em last time I wiped my butt, they were so tangled up.
by jimco December 15, 2005
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n:A small, usually compact, clump of shit that willnot depart itself from your asshole.
by Will April 07, 2003
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a piece of sh*t that is stuck on your hole and willnot let go
that piece of sh*t willnot let go of my ass
by garfielded3e March 24, 2007
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A small ball of fecal matter which WILL NOT (hence the name) seem to desire to leave the hair around your anal cavity.
My ass doesn't feel right... I must have a willnot or two.
by nick February 09, 2004
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a little peice of poop in your ass that WILLNOT came out, despite how hard u push.
Oh dude, I had the biggest willnot today
by kAELA November 12, 2003
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