warrior from ancient tribes of germany
The Kruger killed the peasent with his sharpened axe.
by Thomas Hansen April 04, 2005
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A scary hand job from a woman with extremely long fingernails.
"She scared the shit out of me with those kruger nails on my cock."
by Jtron 3000 October 03, 2003
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someone who is VERY FUNNY AND HAS REALLY SOFT HAIR. they also have the best music taste and needs to make more playlists. krugers usually fall into three different categories, pregnant, furry, or eboy. they also make a lot of typos, but we love the typos.
hi kruger
by luxeismadcool January 16, 2021
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The realization that you urgently need to defecate at the exact time you need to leave for a commitment or appointment.
We met at 5AM in the hotel lobby to catch the safari to Kruger National Park. John suddenly realized that queasy feeling required an immediate trip to the toilet. He made it just in time, but was on the verge all day long.

Tom: "We've got to leave for the airport now! Where's Bobby"

Foster: "He felt a kruger coming on. He's in the bathroom"
by Hollyanne June 29, 2012
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Having the same South African values, a Kruger is a poor version of a Krugerrand. See Urban Dictionary definition of Krugerrand.

The same as a Cougar in these states of America, a Kruger too, will prowl the singles bar scene in search of prey..., which is young men. If immigrated to U.S.A., a Kruger can usually be identified by a thick German accent. Hence, the given name, "Greta Garbo Kruger."
I thought that I hooked up with a Krugerrand last night, but when she asked for taxi fare this morning came the realization that she was just a Kruger looking for a free fun time!
by gravy111 November 28, 2010
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Bad pedicure, ugly toe nails
Wow did you see Tina's feet looks like she had a Pedi Kruger
by Paul70 May 20, 2015
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