A hairy female who is fucking ugly, has a mustache and is as hideous a monster (and may in fact live under your bed)

Mike Ferrell's are generally lousy car salesmen. They aren't very bright, and definitely has a small penis. They are horrible in the bedroom, the showroom, and.....the kitchen. Their deepest secret that they never want to share, is that they played soccer for many years because they couldn't make the football team. And they had an affair with a girl named Jennifer.

that one kid who sags his pants and looks like ratatoullie

A adorable cat that is a monster on the inside

The word created to describe the behaviour foul ass people whose parents dropped them on their heads as infants. Some examples of ferrell behaviours are:

- dabbing
- mentioning fidget spinners
- lighting flares at football matches
- watching minecraft letsplay youtubers
- eating shit
- supporting melbourne victory
- generally being a wankstain