He is literally the coolest guy out there. If you ever meet anyone named Carver you will find that is extremely handsome, intelligent, and friendly. You can always be yourself around him. He would run into a burning building to save you and emerge without a scratch. Literally god.
Carver has an enormous phallic member
by DanielSpaniel January 14, 2019
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one of the cutest and sweetest people. it is a blessing to come across one. he is very strong but confident. if you ever come close to dating one dont ever let it go.
woah is that a carver over there.
by teaspiller42 May 21, 2019
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To be such a complete fuck boy that there is no way to be topped. The Mount Everest of ass holes.
I went on the worst date of my life yesterday. He carvered the whole night.
by Midnightrambler June 21, 2018
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An extremely harsh on the throat cigarette,whether it be tailor made or a rollie.
Can be used singular or plural.
That first cigarette of the day after a night on the piss is a throat carver.
Marlboro cigarettes are throat carvers,especially unfiltered.
by GS71 April 06, 2015
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{having anal sex with a guy without using lube}
Adrian:Yo yo why is that dude walking so strangely
Chloe: He got rammed last night by a pumpkin carver.
Adrian: Damn, those pumpkin carvers have no mercy
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Carver Clark is a asian kid who is an drug addict. He is dumb and has a small penis so women hate his fucking guts. He is a douchebag who is a fat fuck. Definitly would bang a fat and cancerous woman.
by asianblackkid June 03, 2016
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A 20th-century writer who focused mainly on the mundane occurrences of everyday life. Exclusively wrote short stories. His collections of short stories include Cathedral and Will You Please Be Quiet, Please? His style is often described as "dirty realism", and he is sometimes associated with author Charles Bukowski.
Q: Man, I'm so bored with shitty books like War and Peace. What the fuck should I read?

A: Motherfucker, promptly head to your nearest book store and select Cathedral by Raymond Carver as your next literary adventure. That shit will skullfuck you until you can't move.

Q: Indeed.
by TheGiraffeStripe October 21, 2009
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