A strong MASCULINE ALPHA MALE, typically a conservative with testosterone just pounding through his veins. He has a soft spot for lasagna and that is his only known weakness. He was a huge cock and has crazy good thrust game. He can eat a pussy like a can of peaches.

Bryan Santos is that one gay kid in your school who tries to act straight

When you're tongue-punching her asshole while she's wearing her favorite furry platypus costume.

A person who dislikes black and white films but is a big fan of Noir

To described when someone has been tackled into a severe coma...

When someone has very very VERY bad luck in everything.

FAIL AT LIFE... 'nuf said