Sexy girl with a cute and lovely smile loves people for who they are and is a very loyal friend

A chaotic, epileptic multinational extremist, who promotes violence against both Brexit and Trump. Approaches carefully unless offered Doritos or Red Bull.
Never let him cook or he'll burn the house down or give you food poisoning.

Alcoholic assholes that are either really light weighs or know how to hold their alcohol.

A school that thinks its rich enough to build an elevator but cant even afford to replace classroom windows.

some stupid cunt who thinks hes perfect and better than everyone else and he is an embarrassment to other people. he will forever be a dumb cunt with a toxic past and a toxic present

Matthew Beattie is another word for "massive dick", if you say "wow, you've got a Matthew Beattie", you are implying that the person has a "massive dick". it can be used in female context as it means "massive pussy" also...

Can stop anything in it’s path like the iceberg that sunk the titanic