An incident in which an individual gets horrendously pissed, can no longer walk and is sick on the Malia strip. Usually inflicted via consumption of a headfucker cocktail.
This is often accompanied by severe 'whip' effect sunburn the following morning.
This is often accompanied by severe 'whip' effect sunburn the following morning.
"Jesus fucking crust Dave that bloke is proper Will Bearded! He must have downed a fish bowl."
"That bloke can't fucking walk and has been sick down himself. He's Will Bearded."
"That bloke can't fucking walk and has been sick down himself. He's Will Bearded."
by Dave1992 August 10, 2017
1. A boy or girl hired as a celebritys boyfriend/girlfriend by that celebritys management, usually for publicity.
Fan 1: "Ugh, did you hear that Eleanor Calder is dating Louis Tomlinson of One Direction?"
Fan 2: "Lmao, no, she's a beard, duh!"
Fan 2: "Lmao, no, she's a beard, duh!"
by larrystylinsonisreal January 27, 2014
The practice of reality TV pseudo-celebs, primarily on the Discovery Channel, using product in their beards to give the appearance of a long, hard, straight beard, resembling the male mammal penile erection in appearance.
Neil: "Did you catch all those beard-ons on Discovery last night?"
Bob: "I know, right? It's like they won't give you a show unless you're a visable douche..."
Bob: "I know, right? It's like they won't give you a show unless you're a visable douche..."
by BADxKARMA February 19, 2013
Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.
by Rob October 29, 2004
by tal0s July 31, 2011
An act that someone gay does when afraid to come out of the closet. usually this means dating a girl when you like guys just to coverup.
by 529advice June 12, 2014
by Meadow Soprano September 23, 2005