biggest pleb around

is constantly on drugs and has loads of hoes

the act of texting people while you are pooping

wilkie is the type of guy to wake up on a sunday morning after an absolute skunk of a night and instead of make himself a nice morning cuppa, he will pack himself a ripper of a beug. he'll look up, stare into your eyes and say play farken ball kid, in that moment wilkie is prepared for anything. not to mention he is just a menace of bloke, stinks beers like water and slams 7s for breakfast. bailey lives life by a, do first, think later mentality, kinda a blessing he's still kickin.

The hardest partying town on the prairies, often confused with such great places as Las Vegas and New York. But it is a proven fact that Wilkie parties harder and anyone from there can drink an Irishman under the table, with both hands behind his back.

someone who gets more pussy than a dildo does. a wilkie gets so many bitches he cant even fit them in the white house

To be obsessed with a woman, or man, that is way out of said person's league and be totally oblivous to it.

Also unable to take hint of dis-interest.

A shitthole 45 minutes away from North Battleford, a crackhead shitthole.

All they do with there money is fund a rink that they only use for shitty little league hockey, they don't even have there own hockey team they share it with Biggar so they don't seem like total dusters against Unity.

Wilkie says that they aren't cousin fuckin' hillbillies like Macklin, but everyone who doesn't have the last name Sittler or Cey knows the truth.
Most people they're are either prudes, fake, snakes, snitches or hillbillies, sometimes all.