Urban Dictionary: wilf

'Willy I'd like to fondle'

Female version of MILF (or something like that)

"Look at the size of that package - now theres a WILF"

by Photon October 03, 2004

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An amazing guy that's understanding and loyal and there for you when you need it. A wilf is popular and liked by many, he's fit and good looking. Anyone would be lucky to date a Wilf x

Wilf is amazing.

by Tinkybelly368 June 22, 2017

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Wilf

To have an excessive amount of ash left on a cigarette without tapping the ash off.

Man look at that wilf! It's right down to the filter.

by Hishonswash January 21, 2018

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W.I.L.F

Standing for a "Wallet I'd like to fill".

A term used for when someone sees a nice-looking wallet that they would like to fill with their currency.

"Oh man, that wallet is an absolute W.I.L.F."

by bazzathelad March 23, 2017

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walrus i'd like to fukk

I would love to eat potato salad out of a wilf's vagina.

by Drew Bruning & Adam Harju April 09, 2007

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Weasley I'd Like To Fuck

or just a ginger whom you would like to fuck

Person one, " who is your wilf? "
Person two, " oh, definately Ron "

by LuPoo April 21, 2010

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This is really for lonely guys who can't get layed by anyone else but fat chicks.WILF Whale I'd Like to Fuck

Hey sexy (although she sweats in canada in january),I think you're a WILF and you should come back to my place.(tow truck optional).Explain wilf as another definition,then throw a twinkie and make her run while thinking of the "jello" song.

by Nasty Mcdirty May 04, 2006

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