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A common term from the North East of England. A wilf can be referred to when somebody gets something worng or embarrases themself.
How did you manage that...you wilf!, what did you do that for...you wilf!
by leroyuk1983 January 04, 2009
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"Geeze Kyle, look at that WILF".

"Yeah, I'd deffinately do that humpback in the blowhole".
by Mesus June 26, 2006
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Woman I'd Like to Fuck. Used for a woman of uncertain status - could be a MILF or a GILF - but until you know for sure, she's a WILF.
You: "Wow, she's hot - is she a MILF or a GILF?"

Me: "I don't know...but she's surely a WILF!"
by mr.robinson jr. November 28, 2008
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What is Life For? band hailing from Gosport, Hampshire, UK
Influences; Strung Out, Incubus, S.O.A.D, Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chilli Peppers etc.
WILF incubus jamming with the chili's while billy talent and the foo's have noisy sex in the corner!
by quis est vita pro? September 17, 2009
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Widow I'd Like to Fuck. A recently widowed man or woman who is so hot you find yourself thinking, "Man, that is a widow I'd like to fuck."
At the funeral of a childhood friend while his wife is hanging on to you, crying with a broken heart's desperation with mad gesticulation and gyrations, all you can think is, "I hope I don't sport wood because this is a WILF."
by Chesai August 23, 2006
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This word describes someone as being good at most things except learning because he is braindead.
Oi mate you see that guy over there he is a Wilf.
by ltsmepuppet November 01, 2019
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Thaaarrrr she blows!! im gonna catch that wilf even if it ate my right leg!
by youtouchmytralala October 15, 2007
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