Urban Dictionary: wilf's

wilf

Whale
I'd
Like
To
Fuck

Thaaarrrr she blows!! im gonna catch that wilf even if it ate my right leg!

by youtouchmytralala October 15, 2007

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WILF

'Willy I'd like to fondle'

Female version of MILF (or something like that)

"Look at the size of that package - now theres a WILF"

by Photon October 03, 2004

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Wilf

An amazing guy that's understanding and loyal and there for you when you need it. A wilf is popular and liked by many, he's fit and good looking. Anyone would be lucky to date a Wilf x

Wilf is amazing.

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To have an excessive amount of ash left on a cigarette without tapping the ash off.

Man look at that wilf! It's right down to the filter.

by Hishonswash January 21, 2018

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walrus i'd like to fukk

I would love to eat potato salad out of a wilf's vagina.

by Drew Bruning & Adam Harju April 09, 2007

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Weasley I'd Like To Fuck

or just a ginger whom you would like to fuck

Person one, " who is your wilf? "
Person two, " oh, definately Ron "

by LuPoo April 21, 2010

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This is really for lonely guys who can't get layed by anyone else but fat chicks.WILF Whale I'd Like to Fuck

Hey sexy (although she sweats in canada in january),I think you're a WILF and you should come back to my place.(tow truck optional).Explain wilf as another definition,then throw a twinkie and make her run while thinking of the "jello" song.

by Nasty Mcdirty May 04, 2006

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