Surfing the Web with no particular purpose, often due to extreme boredom. Derived from the phrase Wwilf(meaning "What was I looking for?").

Wife I would like to fuck.

A Canadian five dollar bill. Also known as a Wilfy.

Someone who is a completely amazing person who will never ever give up on you, no matter what. They are caring, loving, (seemingly) innocent, and supportive. Usually, they have sandy blonde hair and big brown eyes with glasses. They are very intelligent creatures and will do well in an argument by using their sharp minds. If you make a reference to almost anything, they WILL get it. Wilfs are almost always full of energy and you can often find them dancing and bouncing around. They are not always willing to share their issues at first, but if you support them, like they do you, you will earn their trust and they will tell you in the end. They have a big heart, so if you find one, hold on tight and dont let go, because they will become one of the greatest people you'll ever meet.

If your called Wilf, I hope your day got just a little better xx

"Wife I'd Like (to) Fuck"

Walrus i'd like to fuck

The coconut chocolate at the back of the box, the one you leave at the supermarket, wilfs are depressing creatures destined to live lives of rejection and being shunned by society .