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To wander around aimlessly (normally at home in your pyjamas) in a state of general non-achievement. Might be cognate with a sedate state of faffing.
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Morning! I'm up and about and generally wildering. Not much achieved this morning and no prospect of achievement in sight! X
by cycling pilot November 21, 2012
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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