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A person who yells " (name) is a fucking retard" despite being a retard him/herself. This person copies answers from your math exam.
This person also calls other people gay. Despite having a picture of his friend's ass.
This person also changes the subject when he gets exposed.
This person also coughs like he/she is deepthroating a dick.
This person also calls other people gay. Despite having a picture of his friend's ass.
This person also changes the subject when he gets exposed.
This person also coughs like he/she is deepthroating a dick.
Person 1: Are you a Wilbur?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: I caught you masturbating to a picture of (name)'s ass in American History the other day.
Person 2: So?
Person 1: I also caught you copying my homework, and you recently called me a retard
Person 2: Shit
Person 1: I think you are a Wilbur
Person 2: No no no nocc did 9/11
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: I caught you masturbating to a picture of (name)'s ass in American History the other day.
Person 2: So?
Person 1: I also caught you copying my homework, and you recently called me a retard
Person 2: Shit
Person 1: I think you are a Wilbur
Person 2: No no no nocc did 9/11
by NiccNiccNocc February 26, 2017
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A poser or a kook; someone who thinks they know it all, but really is clueless; a person who pretends to be something they are not; someone who adheres to the 'fake it 'till ya make it' mentality, but then never makes it; someone who carries a surfboard to pick up chicks at the beach, but can't actually surf; someone who tries to benefit from prestige or status associated with a stereotype without actually contributing to that stereotype; usually a lurp or lackey who thinks money and a stolen image can replace actual experience.
Wilbur: "Hey bebeh, I totally worked that tube like Kelly Slater. Did you see that cut I pulled on my boogie board, Duder?"
Chick: "Nuh-uh. But I really like your O'Neil wetsuit and your RonJon rash guard. And those three fins on your board are cute. You must 'boogie board' all the time. Do you use sex wax or wax-boy wax?"
Wilbur: "Uh... wax boy? Hey, you're kind of pretty - can I get your phone number?"
Real Surfer: "You aren't even wet yet. Get away from my Betty, freakin' butt-crumb Wilbur."
Chick: "Nuh-uh. But I really like your O'Neil wetsuit and your RonJon rash guard. And those three fins on your board are cute. You must 'boogie board' all the time. Do you use sex wax or wax-boy wax?"
Wilbur: "Uh... wax boy? Hey, you're kind of pretty - can I get your phone number?"
Real Surfer: "You aren't even wet yet. Get away from my Betty, freakin' butt-crumb Wilbur."
by PhattyD September 16, 2013
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The look and shape or outline of a girl or woman's vulva usually through thin clothing like underware, a bikini or sports clothing when bent over. Usually showing the outline of the crack and the puffy vulva lips. Also, it is the name of the naked upside down vulva.
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What you often see when a girl in a bikini bends extremely over or a vollyball girl does the same waiting for a ball to come over the net. "Wow man, did you see that Wilbur?" "Wilbur!"
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by Poonie Pie October 14, 2011
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The look, outline or shape of a girl's vulva as seen usually through thin clothing when they bend over, however it can also be a naked vulva, or upside down naked vulva when a girl bends over. Wilbur booty butt pussy Skipperjack
This word is usually used by an excited male seeing the Wilbur and calling out "Wiiiiillllbbbbuuuurrrr" as did the horse in the 1960's TV show Mr. Ed did with a whinnying horse sound. Or said like:"Wow, did you see that Wilbur?" Seeing a Wilbur can make a guy very excited and want to call out "Wilbur!" Going to places and events that might increase the chance of seeing a Wilbur is called "Wilburing" like at the beach or girls vollyball game.
by Poonie Pie October 14, 2011