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wik-ee-tan; 1. Used to refer to someone that you would have sex with.
2. Used to say, "I want to have sex with you," to someone directly without them comprehending what you have said.

The word was developed within the doors of a restaurant when a Chinese woman approached the cook who made her steak. With a smile on her face, she told him, "Wikitan! Wikitan!" The search for a meaning was failure, and so it was deemed "I want to have sex with you" after several of the restaurant's experts discussed.
1. "Dude, check out that wikitan over there."
2. "Wikitan.".
by Jason Staten June 02, 2007
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
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