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The perfect dick size. Guys whom have a dick that is a wiimote and a half (9 inches) give girls the best possible pleasure ever. It is probably bigger than your dick, but it's not too big to kill someone.
John: Katie, what happened to your eye?
Katie: Well, I was deep throating this one guys wiimote and a half. It was almost all the way down my throat and i choked and it stabbed me in the eye.
by uhyana February 06, 2010
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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