a philosophical man, bearing an unusually large penis. he is outstanding in the bedroom, along with the many fields of history. he has complete control over anyone or anything he wishes. especially people by the name of daniel. he does NOT queef.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.