an idiot <pronouced WEE-GEE>

a pice of paper with the alphabet on it and
a load of bullshit that this skank Jackie made up...supposedly it helps her talk to spirits...

This is an emergency

Noun. masculin. Urban legend says a specific breed of males in corn curl eating nations have wigies the shape of corn curls in prepubescent years.
see definitation of "wigy" for further explanation