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A wight is a incorporal undead beeing that drains the essence of living beings to stay alive. Wights are usualy controled by someone or thing of highter power such as a necromancer.
Watch out for the wight, or it will kill you
by Mastikator November 04, 2004
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Used to describe terrifying spectres that walk the world, animated by forces unknown. Pale, moving in an odd and jerky manner, ambulatory, but dead inside, wights do not perceive the damage they do, but bring with them ruin nonetheless. They come, consume all arrayed against them, and repurpose the things they consume into terrible parodies of the things they were, often at terrible, terrible prices. Nothing is safe from them — all are consumed. Their coming is heralded by the malign call from the æther, whispers from malign networks such as The Dread Instagram and Planet That is Lonely by forces called “influencers”, who use the dark art of “hashtags” and “ess-ee-oh” to cause a horde of wights to converge, hollowing the soul of a place to a husk, and subsequently driving the prices of everything up. Nothing is safe.
Kwame, come quickly! That foreigner who came last month — she was from JUICE, and I just saw her article about our town! Quickly, get as much good merchandise you can get and keep it safe… the wights are coming! THE WIGHTS ARE COMING!
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by tariqk December 12, 2018
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Taken from the title character of Homestar Runner.com, "wight" is the pronunciation of "right" derrived from Homestar's speech impediment causing him to pronounce his R's as W's.
"Wight, wight"
"Ohhhhhhh, wight"
by A Discount Brick February 10, 2005
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Wicked + Tight = Wight
Also, ticked, but wight works better.
by EDawgus May 24, 2004
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