person 1 :" it's that guy i was telling you about! the mexican one!"
person2: "you mean the black guy?"
person3: "no, the asian dude!"
person4: "oh, you mean that white guy from lunch."
smart person: "no guys, he's wiggerneseican"

Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."