You cannot live without wifi, you know it, we all do, im still in school asking for the wifi password, sad and depressed because i can't get it, maybe one day you can accomplish that, but i know i wont, i am just a lonely old man, sitting at my house, chilling and playin pornhub.
by mlksaj May 21, 2021
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An emerging sub cultural movement that is based on the integration of punk into the mainstream as well the emergence of punk in various music genres and subcultures that would otherwise remain the same. This is probably due to Hip-Hop culture becoming Mainstream culture and as did with rock and roll/ pop , punk was born as a rejection to that mainstream ideal. This is injunction with an internet run society that is inherently a dystopian world with utopian technology. Similar to “CyberPunk” but based more in reality.
To be used as an adjective to whenever is necessary. “This bar is very Wifi-Punk”
by ScoobySnacks4you February 23, 2021
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The unfortunate act of recalibrating a AP (access point) to ensure end users can transfer content from a network location, navigate the web or print wirelessly.
Whilst levitating half a foot away from a AP, on one leg, praying to the internet god's to allow you to do access SIM's, wondering how many more Aztecian sacrifices are required for the data to flow, you receive a document which informs you the WiFi has been fixed, due to a process called WiFi rebalencing and if you still experience any problems not to hesitate to inform IT Support.
by HelpDeskMagic December 05, 2019
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Fake, superficial, insecure relationship for show. So fake it's like you can see straight through it like a WiFi signal.
1. You know Sarah and Gregory got a WiFi relationship cuz it's so fake you can see right through that shit.
2. Chelsea and Thomas WiFi relationship on 10, they so insecure, they got GPS location up eachother ass 24/7 to ensure that false sense of security.

3. Mitchell and Brittany WiFi relationship so fake, even they air is WiFi.
by Anastasia Huxley July 23, 2017
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Fake, superficial, insecure relationship for show. So fake it's like you can see straight through it like a WiFi signal.
1. You know Sarah and Gregory got a WiFi relationship cuz it's so fake you can see right through that shit.
2. Chelsea and Thomas WiFi relationship on 10, they so insecure, they got GPS location up eachother ass 24/7 to ensure that false sense of security.

3. Mitchell and Brittany WiFi relationship so fake, even they air is WiFi.
by Anastasia Huxley July 23, 2017
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After spending a significant amount of time around WiFi or radio,microwave signal's or radiation. You will get WiFi sickness, or wifiless. Symptoms' are grogyness, headache, overheating and saw eye sight.
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Aww my head hurts. . . I got some wifi sickness
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To live off other peoples wifi and free wifi from piblic places
Top your phone up son! You’ve been a wifi slag for over a week!
by Big aldo July 13, 2019
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