me: If you would've waited until tomorrow, you could've planted the roses in the flower bed that I'm now preparing. Instead, you planted them in with the vegetables, which looks stupid.

my wife: Shut up, I'll do what I want.

me : wifeitude! (under my breath)

Jeff Bezos and Richard Branson alongside their crew became the first astrotourists, while visiting sub-orbital space in July 2021