Itβs an acronym standing for Canβt Remember A Fucking Thing. Itβs usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
Mike: "Honey, I'm gonna go fishing with the guys on sunday."
Wife: "We have church on sunday."
Bob: "Dude, you just got wifed."
Wife: "We have church on sunday."
Bob: "Dude, you just got wifed."
by magicdd1 November 27, 2009
To be 'wifed'. To be unable to participate in any form of bloke entertainment, due to hassles from one's wife.
by Assassin August 19, 2003
when u cant hook up wit anyone else and nor could he/she (your boy or girl) without the other being upset therefore making you wifed
by sweetie21 December 11, 2004
by Lamon Dehnke July 15, 2005
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