by Antoine Roquentin September 23, 2010
To be 'wifed'. To be unable to participate in any form of bloke entertainment, due to hassles from one's wife.
by Assassin August 19, 2003
when u cant hook up wit anyone else and nor could he/she (your boy or girl) without the other being upset therefore making you wifed
by sweetie21 December 11, 2004
by Lamon Dehnke July 15, 2005
"A guy wasn't looking when he crossed the tracks and got wifed by that train."
"The Chargers got wifed by the Patriots last Sunday."
"The Chargers got wifed by the Patriots last Sunday."
by B. Boneezee January 30, 2008
The woman with whom you are willing to spend the rest of your life with, the woman that you don't want someone else to take her away from you, the woman that you find the most beautiful in this world, the woman who understands, makes your life complete and worth living till the end of it with her, the woman who is gonna be your soccer team's mother, and the woman that you are willing to give up your life for.
-You obviously married the wrong person if you think like the rest of the people here, so don't taint something as beautiful as the term "wife".
-You obviously married the wrong person if you think like the rest of the people here, so don't taint something as beautiful as the term "wife".
Police Inspector: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?
Husband: The thief was spending less than my wife.
Inspector: Then why are you reporting it now?
Husband: I think now the thief's wife has started using it lol!
Husband: The thief was spending less than my wife.
Inspector: Then why are you reporting it now?
Husband: I think now the thief's wife has started using it lol!
by Mr. Egalitarian February 09, 2017