meaning you are taken by someone and in a meaningful relationship with them.
"how's your love life..?"
"i'm wifed."
by HisWifey050207 May 23, 2007
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Verb.

the act or process of a female getting married
Damn dude! Dirk just wifed up Anne outta nowhere.
by Antoine Roquentin September 23, 2010
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To be 'wifed'. To be unable to participate in any form of bloke entertainment, due to hassles from one's wife.
'Sorry lads, I can't go to the football match. I'm wifed!'
by Assassin August 19, 2003
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when u cant hook up wit anyone else and nor could he/she (your boy or girl) without the other being upset therefore making you wifed
Anne: were not going out though
Jake:yeah but ya'll are wifed..so you pretty much are
by sweetie21 December 11, 2004
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The act of being used as someone's bitch, usually in the context of maximum security prisons.
Jail was so bad, the first day I was there I dropped the soap and was wifed by Bubba...4 times.
by Lamon Dehnke July 15, 2005
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To be literally or figuratively beaten, smashed, or destroyed.
"A guy wasn't looking when he crossed the tracks and got wifed by that train."

"The Chargers got wifed by the Patriots last Sunday."
by B. Boneezee January 30, 2008
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The woman with whom you are willing to spend the rest of your life with, the woman that you don't want someone else to take her away from you, the woman that you find the most beautiful in this world, the woman who understands, makes your life complete and worth living till the end of it with her, the woman who is gonna be your soccer team's mother, and the woman that you are willing to give up your life for.

-You obviously married the wrong person if you think like the rest of the people here, so don't taint something as beautiful as the term "wife".
Police Inspector: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?
Husband: The thief was spending less than my wife.
Inspector: Then why are you reporting it now?
Husband: I think now the thief's wife has started using it lol!
by Mr. Egalitarian February 09, 2017
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