Nature's Wife Beater

The result of wearing a tank top out in the sun on the first really nice day of Spring. When you remove the shirt, it still looks like you are wearing a pasty white wife beater tank top.

Who's that douchebag sporting a nature's wife beater?

by Otterbein Jon May 24, 2010

wife beater man

the redneck you call when you are to pussy to beat your wife yourself.

did you hear jason called wife beater man, his wife got beat

by wife beater man November 30, 2021

Junior Wife Beater

The alternative high alchohol content lager to Stella Artois, known as Kronenbourg 1664.

See also Wife Beater

Matt: Come on then lads, lets have a round the clock session! Last one there has to drink Junior Wife Beater all day!

3 hours later....

Ryan: Hector, where you been man! Looks like your drinking Junior all day long now!

by Steeman May 4, 2005

Extreme Necro Wife Beater

It is when you fuck your wife so hard up the ass that her intestantts fall out and she dies,you continue to fuck here then throw her down the stairs,then fuck her some more.You fowollow that up by stealing her wallet and runing away.

I live in mexico because I am a Extreme Necro Wife beater and I dont want to be charged with murder.

by John Greco May 7, 2006

Wife Beater Wednesday

Wear a wife beater and beat your wife on a Wednesday

My wife can wait for wife beater wednesday

by bigCuhboose June 15, 2022

Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater

To asphyxiate on ones blood, and ejaculate at the same time

Johnny enjoys choking, but took one too many sleeping pills, and made some Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater.

by F3MBOYLOV3R July 1, 2022

Wife Beater's Toe

Having a longer second toe than big toe, giving one a genetic predisposition to beat one's wife.

I wasn't surprised when I found out John choked Sally the other weekend. I saw him in sandals once and noticed his wife beater's toe was notably elongated.

by Richard Kimble February 11, 2011