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A play on the famous saying, "life's a beach". Usually uttered by married men who, upon getting married, realize the woman they've committed their fucking lives to suddenly becomes an unrecognizable, nagging, sexless hag that they are now bound to by law for eternity....WTF.
Gary: "Dude, how's married life been?"
Jim: "Wife's a beach..."
Gary: (muttering to himself) "..poor bastard"
Jim: "Well at least I got this cool shirt from WifesABeach's zazzle store"
Jim: "Wife's a beach..."
Gary: (muttering to himself) "..poor bastard"
Jim: "Well at least I got this cool shirt from WifesABeach's zazzle store"
by saggynutbag February 21, 2012
Sep 16 Word of the Day
(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021