I am taking my wife to the gay bar tonight for shots and dancing!
My wife and I are going for mani pedis.
My wife and I are going for mani pedis.
by Mary the best May 02, 2021
fuck you Amand you dumb fucking bitch. I trusted you, I loved you. i wish you were never my wife. fuck you, you piece of shit. I wanted to have a family, and you just go and do that with Roy, I should have never trusted you. I'll never love again
by George bush 67 September 26, 2020
by Epppppiccc_man June 04, 2019
by n0dini February 26, 2021
Name given to a female best friend usually by another female to show the bond between them. Being someone’s wife means you are their (or one of their) best female friends.
Hey, omg, do you want to be my wife?
Hey i don't know if you can be my wife anymore. I want a divorce.
Hey i don't know if you can be my wife anymore. I want a divorce.
by Bobabubbles March 12, 2021
When one of your friends is about to do, say, or think something and your wife tells you to stop him or that you and he are not going to be doing that.
Bob: "Hey Mike, let go to the bar on saturday and catch the games."
Mike's Wife (to Mike): "You better tell him you have plans and you are spending your time with the family."
Mike: "aaaaaaaaaaah"
Bob: "Dude, I just got wife-aranged."
Mike's Wife (to Mike): "You better tell him you have plans and you are spending your time with the family."
Mike: "aaaaaaaaaaah"
Bob: "Dude, I just got wife-aranged."
by magicdd1 November 27, 2009
A bum that wears Wal-Mart quality tank tops. Hits women and uses them as punching bags. Usually named Ray or Adrian or Chris Brown
by Woman disrespecter November 17, 2017