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a phrase that means u want a guy to ask u out or otherwise talk to you
dude I've been waiting for him to wife me up
by lizzzz May 14, 2017
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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a special outfit you wear to get killer dick
"bro i just saw this girl in some wife me up shorts and she was fucking hot"
by wetdogs December 06, 2016
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