Urban Dictionary: wif

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wif

With

Come wif me into the ally where I will show you my peener.

by SeptiK September 07, 2003

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May 19 Word of the Day

volcel

Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel

-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.

by kay_see October 23, 2007

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wif

another way to say with.

I is wif none uva den me main man Pat Bushnan

by ,,,,,,,,,, March 24, 2007

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Wif

A woman or man whom happens to be married to Ian.

* marriage happens *

Ian: NEW WIF OK

by MikeIan December 11, 2019

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WIFS

Stands for "Work is for suckas". It is the phrase to voice one's own contempt for work yet bitter acceptance as a source of income.

coworker 1: "I have to go in early today to cover someone's shift."
coworker 2: "WIFS!"

friend 1: "Want to go get a cup of coffee?"
friend 2: "I can't, I'm at work."
friend 1: "Really? Why are you working right now?"
friend 2: "Because I've been working this same shift for several years now."
friend 1: "WIFS, man."

by notkasuo June 18, 2008