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Come wif me into the ally where I will show you my peener.
by SeptiK September 07, 2003
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I is wif none uva den me main man Pat Bushnan
by ,,,,,,,,,, March 24, 2007
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A woman or man whom happens to be married to Ian.
* marriage happens *

Ian: NEW WIF OK
by MikeIan December 11, 2019
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Stands for "Work is for suckas". It is the phrase to voice one's own contempt for work yet bitter acceptance as a source of income.
coworker 1: "I have to go in early today to cover someone's shift."
coworker 2: "WIFS!"

friend 1: "Want to go get a cup of coffee?"
friend 2: "I can't, I'm at work."
friend 1: "Really? Why are you working right now?"
friend 2: "Because I've been working this same shift for several years now."
friend 1: "WIFS, man."
by notkasuo June 18, 2008
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Wow I'm Fucked up.Extremely stoned or drunk or both!
Cindy: Hey dude nabil how are you feeling?
Nabil: WIF!
by soulchild420 December 07, 2008
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