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Come wif me into the ally where I will show you my peener.
by SeptiK September 07, 2003
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May 2 Word of the Day
when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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A woman or man whom happens to be married to Ian.
* marriage happens *

Ian: NEW WIF OK
by MikeIan December 11, 2019
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Stands for "Work is for suckas". It is the phrase to voice one's own contempt for work yet bitter acceptance as a source of income.
coworker 1: "I have to go in early today to cover someone's shift."
coworker 2: "WIFS!"

friend 1: "Want to go get a cup of coffee?"
friend 2: "I can't, I'm at work."
friend 1: "Really? Why are you working right now?"
friend 2: "Because I've been working this same shift for several years now."
friend 1: "WIFS, man."
by notkasuo June 18, 2008
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Wow I'm Fucked up.Extremely stoned or drunk or both!
Cindy: Hey dude nabil how are you feeling?
Nabil: WIF!
by soulchild420 December 07, 2008
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