Used to question why you get aroused to some sick fucking shit. A question to be asked when your homie is going through puberty a bit late.
A: Yo why the fuck my peepee hard?
B: Nigga your body is changing
or
A: Yo why the fuck my peepee hard after seeing these banging anime tiddies?
B: Nigga your body is changing
or
A: Yo why the fuck my peepee hard after seeing these banging anime tiddies?
by KangarooJecht October 14, 2018
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What someone says when they have done something for the purpose of maliciously disrupting another person(s) motive, intentions, life, job, etc, and the victim asks that someone why they did it.
NEWS AGENCY: We have hired a new science editor.
Bob: Welcome to the team, Freeman. We need you to start by editing this paper on climate change. Exxon is one of our top sponsors and they have told you to remove the bit on 80% efficiency solar panels and make it look like oil does not harm the environment.
Freeman: Ok.
3 days later:
Bob: FREEMAN! You included the bit on 80% efficiency solar panels, you made the bit on oil seem even more against the environment, and then you proved that Exxon bribes us! WHY?!
Freeman: Why? FUCK YOU, that's why.
Bob: Welcome to the team, Freeman. We need you to start by editing this paper on climate change. Exxon is one of our top sponsors and they have told you to remove the bit on 80% efficiency solar panels and make it look like oil does not harm the environment.
Freeman: Ok.
3 days later:
Bob: FREEMAN! You included the bit on 80% efficiency solar panels, you made the bit on oil seem even more against the environment, and then you proved that Exxon bribes us! WHY?!
Freeman: Why? FUCK YOU, that's why.
by The Lion's Word July 20, 2011
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When you are surfing Urban Dictionary and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.
Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"
-stares blankly at screen-
Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"
-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-
-stares blankly at screen-
Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"
-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-
by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 02, 2019
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Seriously? You and your sleepover friends we're SOO bored you searched this up?
It's litterly a vine!
Stop using a fucking word dictionary to search up what you already know.
*π£π’π―π¨! *
The man shoots the ceiling.
The brother sits approximately 10-20 ft. away.
He thinks.
He insults.
"ππππ ππ πππ πππ πππππ'π πππππππ ππππ π ππ! "
It's litterly a vine!
Stop using a fucking word dictionary to search up what you already know.
*π£π’π―π¨! *
The man shoots the ceiling.
The brother sits approximately 10-20 ft. away.
He thinks.
He insults.
"ππππ ππ πππ πππ πππππ'π πππππππ ππππ π ππ! "
This is why mom doesn't fucking love you
You may be a brother, or a sister, maybe even and uncle.
The son and/or daughter may do something that frustrates you.
This is the perfect time to insult them
"ππππ ππ πππ πππ πππππ'π πππππππ ππππ π ππ! "
You may be a brother, or a sister, maybe even and uncle.
The son and/or daughter may do something that frustrates you.
This is the perfect time to insult them
"ππππ ππ πππ πππ πππππ'π πππππππ ππππ π ππ! "
by KelpyHere March 16, 2020
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A more defiant way of saying fuck off, typically used for emphasis or to sound like the smartass you're saying it to.
Smartass: Well uh, I know that that actually isn't true becauseβ
Pissed Guy: Why don't you fuck right off!?
Pissed Guy: Why don't you fuck right off!?
by Some Sarcastic Guy March 25, 2017
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The proper response to any question in the form of: "Why don't you (do something you don't want to do)?"
Jane: "Why don't you mow the lawn instead of playing video games?"
Dick: "Why don't you go fuck yourself?"
Dick: "Why don't you go fuck yourself?"
by Arbaman August 21, 2006
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by tanukiluke July 11, 2021
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