a foreshadowing experience in which a persons inner whore is shown, through actions, events, or speech.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

When a book or movie makes it super obvious that two people will become romantically involved, and the relationship will take over the entire plot.